leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
- me: *looks out the window*
- me: when will my online purchases arrive
If you’re reading this thank you for following me and I hope something nice happens to you today.
I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.
Old people die with regrets of not taking risks… because the ones that did died young
psl:
This spoon could help a ton of people (x) | follow @the-future-now
That’s cool but like I kind of feel bad about it because it’s so expensive ????
one day imma buy the technology and make it cheap like you buying basic cutlery.
MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY
i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
